Wednesday, March 10, 2010

5 Things That Will Die Before I Do

1. Whaling
2. The Canadian Seal Slaughter
3. Ringling Bros. Circus
4. SeaWorld
5. Brookstone's Exploitation of Frogs

I'll get a tattoo for each, and have them marked off after each victory. Crazy? Damn right. As the wise Martin Lawrence said in Bad Boys II, shit just got real.

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